its a long one... its mildly religious based and has one or to dirty words... but nothing too bad :-/
hope you like it!!! cause its funny!!!
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A priest is on a guided fishing trip and he manages to hook a massive beast of a fish and after a fierce struggle he reels it onto the boat.
"Wow!!!" says the fishing guide "look at the size of that Sonuvabitch!"
the priest is proud of his catch but a bit bothered by the fishing guides language
"My son!" says the priest "Im the father of the cathedral you shouldnt speak that way to me!"
"Sorry" says the fishing guide "but you have to understand... thats the kind of fish you just hauled in... its actually called a Sonuvabitch"
"OH! well Adam named all of the creatures in the presence of the lord so i suppose a name like Sonuvabitch for a fish is okay"
so the priest takes the fish to the church and he is greeted by the mother superior
"How was the fishing trip father?" she asks
"Great!" he says "I caught a HUGE sonuvabitch!"
the mother superior gasps a bit and is surprised by the priests language
"Father! your a representative of the church you shouldnt speak foul language!" she says
"Oh you dont understand mother superior... sonuvabitch is the name for the type of fish i caught." he exlplains
"I see..." the mother superior says "well ill take the sonuvabitch into the kitchen and clean it in preparation for the pope's visit tonight"
so while the mother superior is cleaning the fish the bishop walks into the kitchen
"Ahhh wow!" he exclaims "what a magnificent fish, it will look great on the dinner table in front of our guest the pope tonight!"
the mother superior says "Yes it will... its the biggest Sonuvabitch i have ever seen!"
naturally the bishop reacts poorly to the mother superiors language but once she explains that sonuvabitch is the actual name for that type of fish the bishop offers to cook the fish for dinner with the pope for the evening.
when the pope finally arrives the 4 of them sit at the dinner table looking at this massive fish.
the pope says "My goodness what a fantastic meal we are blessed to have sitting before us this evening... we couldnt have asked for a bigger fish!"
"I caught the sonuvabitch!" says the priest
"I cleaned the sonuvabitch!" says the mother superior
"and I cooked the sonuvabitch!" says the Bishop
the pope sits up straight in his chair and gazes at each of them for a few seconds and says
"Awww hell yeah!!... you @#^&*# are my kind of @#^&*# people!!"
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use your most colorful imagination to fill in the @#^&*# spots!!! hahahaha ;D
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