You can't deny cold, hard maths

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You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Wingo » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:57 pm

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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby a1 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:01 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:14 pm

LOL...Nicely calculated :D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Jared » Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:35 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby H » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:40 pm

What you proved is that you're not good at math:

First... girls require time and money
Girls = time + money
Time is money
time = money
Girls = money + money = 2(money)
Money is the root of all evil.

Girls are twice the root of all evil by your data;
if your data is wrong, correct and recalculate --
quickly, before they claim you're the root of all evil.


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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:03 am

>:(

we're not evil

;)

we're cute and cuddly like kitty cats

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just dont annoy us and we wont have to get our claws out

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*washes blood off her fingernails* (joking)
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby FsNovice » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:26 am

What you proved is that you're not good at math:

First... girls require time and money
Girls = time + money
Time is money
time = money
Girls = money + money = 2(money)
Money is the root of all evil.

Girls are twice the root of all evil by your data;
if your data is wrong, correct and recalculate --
quickly, before they claim you're the root of all evil.


:P


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Whilst i like the joke, H is right!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Akula. » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:33 pm

Nope, girls are evil. I have scars...  ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby geckos_ftw » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:13 pm

[quote]Nope, girls are evil. I have scars...
im not suffering insanity,

im enjoying every minute of it!
So is your Badger.
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Ashar » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:59 pm

Nope, girls are evil. I have scars...  ;D


where? -  >:( not from me? i dont have proper nails, and i dont bite either...  ::)

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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby H » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:12 am

I sustained a few cuts and bruises from my sister, Akula, but it could have been worse: caught the sheers in mid flight and turned fast enough to stop getting clonked on the back of the head with a breaker bar. I know most females aren't so visciously insane -- but I'm still somewhat cautious.

[quote][quote]Nope, girls are evil. I have scars...
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby Wingo » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:00 am

What you proved is that you're not good at math:

First... girls require time and money
Girls = time + money
Time is money
time = money
Girls = money + money = 2(money)
Money is the root of all evil.

Girls are twice the root of all evil by your data;
if your data is wrong, correct and recalculate --
quickly, before they claim you're the root of all evil.


:P


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Whilst i like the joke, H is right!!! ;D ;D ;D

Well, if you take another look the equation states

Girls = Money*Time not Money + Time

and yes I am aware that it says Money AND Time, thus you could assume money+time, but its a joke, and works with money*time. Plus I just copy and pasted, if you're THAT hung up on it go and track down the creator :P

on a side note: Since when have we had a girl on the V??? By all means, welcome, I just never expected it ;D
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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby H » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:19 am

Since when have we had a girl on the V???
See what happens when you don't recalculate! ::) ;D


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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby igorski » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:44 am

Whilst Girls do require Time AND Money ( T + M) the longer you spend with one, the more money is required, thus proving that it is Time x Money ;)

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Re: You can't deny cold, hard maths

Postby H » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:30 am

Whilst Girls do require Time AND Money ( T + M) the longer you spend with one, the more money is required...
::) That only proves that it adds up, not squares off. ;D


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