After her 6th child, Jane decided it was time for some cosmetic surgery down below, to restore her to her former youthful glory, as her bomb doors were dangling a bit low and were starting to look like a ripped out fireplace. She thought a nip here and a tuck there would make it look more like a piggy bank slot than a badly packed kebab. Post op she came out of the anesthetic and saw three red roses lying on the foot of her bed. She called a nurse, and inquired, who and why. The nurse explained that one was from the surgeon because she had been such a perfect patient, one was from her husband who was so pleased with the result that he couldn't wait to get her home and show her just how pleased he really was, and the third one was from some bloke in the burns unit, called Eric who just wanted to say thank you for his nice new ears.
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