Case of the Pregnant Lady

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Case of the Pregnant Lady

Postby MrRooney » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:44 pm

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs old).
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition..
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin'
and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just Lost
it."

"CASE DISMISSED
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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady

Postby Jared » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:07 pm

love it, oldie but a goodie :)
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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady

Postby NDSP » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:15 pm

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Re: Case of the Pregnant Lady

Postby Saitek » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:35 pm

I've never heard of that one before. ;D
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