Your Yearly Dementia Test

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Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby F-16Viper » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:14 am

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.


Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss

of intelligence.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?











Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content

yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.





3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house

is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?











Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???



If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.





4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately

the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?












Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive

at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?



















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!







Now pass this along to all your friends and pray

they do better than you.


PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby EGNX » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:07 pm

Few! Nearly as hard as some RAF pilot aptitude tests I took!  :P ::)

Got 'em all right though!  ;) ;D
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby NDSP » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:49 pm

Dang... got alla them wrong  ;D
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Souichiro » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:47 pm

Failed them all! :D

Brilliant!!
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby a1 » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:29 pm

wow got 3 wrong. :o
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Ashton Lawson » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:54 pm

wow. great one.  i got every one right, except the last.  the main reason is that ive heard them before.  but the last one really got me.  im like: "Okay, this is a trick question.  I'll read it three more times until I look at the answer..."

so annoying...  but now i hav one extra trick to ad to my arsenal of friend fooling tricks...
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby H » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:12 am

My answer to #2 was, "Well, the adults drink water but the calves drink milk."


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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:06 am

I got them all wrong....(as you would expect)... :-[...!

I E-Mailed it to one of my Sons, and he informed me straight away that he got every one right... 8-)....

...but like all our Children, he's such a clever d i c k!..... >:(...!!

...LOL... ;D...!

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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:45 am

Hmmm failed two or three of them. Oh well, it runs in the family.....

Crash ;)
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Apex » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:44 am

The only one I got right was the plane crash one, but I've heard it before.  However, considering I've only got one brain cell left these days, I've given myself credit for at least being able to read all of them.

Cool stuff.  Flying is good brain exercise tho, keeps us on our toes.  
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby Saitek » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:57 pm

I got them all wrong....(as you would expect)... :-[...!

I E-Mailed it to one of my Sons, and he informed me straight away that he got every one right... 8-)....

...but like all our Children, he's such a clever d i c k!..... >:(...!!

...LOL... ;D...!

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Don't worry Paul, I'm a teenager and at uni and I got most of them wrong. ;)
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby H » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:58 am

[quote]Flying is good brain exercise tho, keeps us on our toes.
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby fighter25 » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:09 am

That's a relief I only missed uummmmmmmmmmmmmmm NONE!  :P
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Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test

Postby BFMF » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:21 am

My answer to #2 was, "Well, the adults drink water but the calves drink milk."


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I always annoy my friends with that answer when they try to trick me with that question... ;D
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