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Good news Fozzer!

Postby Jared » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:31 pm

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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Theis » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:36 pm

But if the staring is too obvious, it can be VERY UNhealthy!! ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:53 pm

Dolly Parton? She's 61. I'm sorry, not interested.

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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:12 pm

I have always thought that it should be made legal (essential/vital) to be allowed to fondle Ladies Mammaries without fear of prosecution....:-*....
...or a slap round the face.... :o....!

...hands up, all those in favour... ;)...?

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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby expat » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:45 pm

I have always thought that it should be made legal (essential/vital) to be allowed to fondle Ladies Mammaries without fear of prosecution....:-*....
...or a slap round the face.... :o....!

...hands up, all those in favour... ;)...?

Paul...Joy.... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!


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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Akula. » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:12 pm

/me prints this page off 200 copies and runs off holding said papers and a bucket of paste

time to plaster the town with these  ;D
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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:07 pm

I am firmly convinced that the lady with the ample bosoms in front of me at the Store check-out queue, who has bent over to pick up her packet of Fish Fingers which she has just dropped on the floor has absolutely no idea of the overwhelming sense of lust and desire feeding its way through my feeble brain... ::)...!

It's what we Blokes do... ;)...!

Trust me...!

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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby beaky » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:52 pm

Dolly Parton? She's 61. I'm sorry, not interested.

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She is 61, but they are of more recent vintage, you can be sure... well, recently restored, as it were. ;D

Huh huh... boobies...   :D
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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Travis » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:08 am

I have always thought that it should be made legal (essential/vital) to be allowed to fondle Ladies Mammaries without fear of prosecution....:-*....
...or a slap round the face.... :o....!

...hands up, all those in favour... ;)...?

Paul...Joy.... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!


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Yeah, I'll give that a high-up!
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Re: Good news Fozzer!

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:10 am

I have always thought that it should be made legal (essential/vital) to be allowed to fondle Ladies Mammaries without fear of prosecution....:-*....
...or a slap round the face.... :o....!

...hands up, all those in favour... ;)...?

Paul...Joy.... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!


You should ask for a doctor's permitt and state that it's only for your health...  ;D

BTW... 10 minutes a day? I'm not taking any chances with my health, I'll be gazing over an hour from this day on....  ;)
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