The Da Vinci Code

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The Da Vinci Code

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:24 pm

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
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It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
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The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
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The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
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Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
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The audience applauded enthusiastically.
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Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!"
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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby alrot » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:35 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby Mictheslik » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:36 pm

LOL.......;D

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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:46 pm

I hope you realise that this joke is about as old as it claims the pictures are. :D
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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:15 pm

LMAO! ;D
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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby BFMF » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:30 pm

I hope you realise that this joke is about as old as it claims the pictures are. :D


Maybe, but since over three quarters of the stuff now being posted in the humour section are links to Youtube, it's nice to see a real joke every now and again, even it has been posted before ;)
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Re: The Da Vinci Code

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:54 am

I hope you realise that this joke is about as old as it claims the pictures are. :D


Maybe, but since over three quarters of the stuff now being posted in the humour section are links to Youtube, it's nice to see a real joke every now and again, even it has been posted before ;)


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