A blondes review of the year

What are you laughing at?

A blondes review of the year

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:47 pm

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
     
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
     
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
     
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
     
June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
     
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
     
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
     
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
     
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
     
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
     
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"......there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!
Image
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
User avatar
ozzy72
Administrator
Administrator
 
Posts: 33284
Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 4:45 am
Location: Madsville

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Akula. » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:02 pm

Image  ;D

Still great though... love July's... "they used their arms"  ;D
- Akula
Akula.
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 713
Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:50 pm
Location: UK

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby flymo » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:40 pm

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

     
June - Tried to go water skiing......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
     


someone obviously hasnt been on FSX :P few slopes in the lakes :P

very funny ozzy :D

john
flymo
 

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:39 am

LMAO..... :D
Former member
Romulus111VADT
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4898
Joined: Thu May 02, 2002 7:48 am

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Bird-Nerd » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:19 pm

bravo   [smiley=beer.gif]
Bird-Nerd
 

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Saitek » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:26 pm

Lol - loved them. Really good. 8-)
Windows 7 Pro 64bit
Intel Core 2 Duo E2180 2GHz
GA-P35-DS3L Intel P35
Kingston HyperX 4GB (2x2) DDR2 6400C4 800Mhz
GeForce 8800 GT 512MB
2 x 22" monitors
200GB Sata
Be Quiet! Straight Power 650W

Flying FS
Saitek
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5274
Joined: Thu Jun 19, 2003 3:04 pm
Location: UK

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby PsychoDiablo » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:42 pm

lol!!!  ;D
ImageImage

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." -
User avatar
PsychoDiablo
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 511
Joined: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:54 pm

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:30 am

[smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Anybody you know Mark?
Image

"We're just sitting here trying to put our PCjrs in a pile and burn them. And the damn things won't burn. That's the only thing IBM did right with it - they made i
User avatar
Mushroom_Farmer
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1633
Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 11:54 pm
Location: Indiana, USA

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:17 am

It does sound suspiciously like my cousin Jane ;D ;D ;D
Image
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
User avatar
ozzy72
Administrator
Administrator
 
Posts: 33284
Joined: Fri May 24, 2002 4:45 am
Location: Madsville

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:11 am

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
     
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
     


Oh man, that's funny stuff!  ;D
[center]
Image

Check my aviation-photo's at www.airliners.be

Or go straight to Omag's Album[/cent
User avatar
Omag 2.0
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9490
Joined: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:43 am
Location: Somewhere, Belgium

Re: A blondes review of the year

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:16 pm

July is the best...It's also the month of my birthday ;D ;D ;D
User avatar
Hai Perso Coyone?
Ground hog
Ground hog
 
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:31 pm
Location: Rome, Italy


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 323 guests