A Decision

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A Decision

Postby Helms » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:46 pm

There were five people on a plane. The Pilot, a school teacher, a college student, a solider, and a genius.  There were only four parachutes and the pilot said " i have to jump to i can keep flying" so he jumps. The school teacher said "I have to get back so i can teach my children" so she jumps.
Next the genius says "im smart so i must live to pass on my knowledge. He jumps. Only one parachute left. The soilder says " you jump, it is my destiny to die", but the student says "no we will both jump." "What do you mean?" says the soilder. "Well, the genius didn't grab a parachute, he grabbed my backpack." "Some genius" says the soilder.
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Re: A Decision

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:18 pm

LOL! Seems so typical!
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Re: A Decision

Postby Akula. » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:33 am

Variations of this have been circulating for years, but this one is particularly funny  ;D
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Re: A Decision

Postby Gunny04 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:09 am

This one is the greatest variation yet! Cheers, Gunny
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Re: A Decision

Postby flymo » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:15 am

:D best version yet
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Re: A Decision

Postby Viper22 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:52 pm

Why would the pilot jump lol ;D
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Re: A Decision

Postby flymo » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:10 pm

why the hell not!
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Re: A Decision

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:11 pm

Why would anyone jump. According to the joke the plane was perfectly servicable. Or at least it said nothing to the contrary. ;D
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Re: A Decision

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:56 pm

Why would anyone jump. According to the joke the plane was perfectly servicable. Or at least it said nothing to the contrary. ;D


Rats, you beat me to it. :P
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Re: A Decision

Postby Saitek » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:07 pm

Haven't seen that one before. But seen a whole heap of others, which include the pope, gates, bush etc
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Re: A Decision

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:23 pm


Rats, you beat me to it. :P

Gotta be quicker. ;D
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Re: A Decision

Postby Craig. » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:27 pm

lol I like it  ;D
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