How Jobs End

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How Jobs End

Postby Helms » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:32 pm

How careers end...

Lawyers are disbarred.

Ministers are defrocked.

Electricians are delighted.

Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.

Drunks are distilled.

Alpine climbers are dismounted.

Piano tuners are unstrung.

Orchestra leaders are disbanded.

Artists' models are deposed.

Cooks are deranged.

Dressmakers are unbiased.

Nudists are redressed.

Office clerks are defiled.

Mediums are dispirited.

Programmers are decoded.

Accountants are discredited.

Holy people are disgraced.

Pastry chefs are deserted.

Perfume makers are dissented.

Butterfly collectors are debugged.

Students are degraded.

Electricians are refused.

Bodybuilders are rebuffed.

Underwear models are debriefed

Painters are discolored.

Spinsters are dismissed.

Judges are disappointed.

Vegas dealers are discarded.

Mathematicians are discounted.

Tree surgeons disembark.
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Re: How Jobs End

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:19 am

...And soda stockers like myself are simply canned. ;D
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Re: How Jobs End

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:24 am

...And soda stockers like myself are simply canned. ;D


Hmm, wonder if people working in the "Porta a Potty" business are, "$hit canned?" ;)

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