Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

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Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:31 am

One of my delightful Daughter's-in-Law posted this poem to me today in a letter.....

Note: There isn't a single spelling mistake in it...!


Watt a wander full owed.
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I have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue
Miss steaks eye cannot sea

Each thyme when eye have struck the quays
I weight four it two say
If watt eye rote is wrong or rite
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two late
And eye can put the error rite
No I shall fined it grate

I've run this poem threw it
I'm shore yore policed two no
It's letter perfect in its weigh
My chequer tolled me sow


LOL...;D...!

Cheers all...!

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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:14 am

Hehe. Very good. ;D
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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby H » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:09 pm

Firefox, Foz*?

*Firefox Foz sounds like a good nickname...
PPS: How's your downloading going?


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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Hagar » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:12 pm

'Tis what I've been trying to tell you for years. :P :D

Very clever.

PS.
One of my delightful Daughter's-in-Law

It's daughters-in-law.
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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Overspeed » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:20 pm

;D :P ::) :P ;D
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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby H » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:53 pm

PS.
It's daughters-in-law.
Are you sure he didn't make a double typo and was actually speaking of his daughter's in-law? :P
No? Oh, well...
;D ;D

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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Saitek » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:16 am

lol good ones all round. ;D
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Re: Wot a wanderful spel cheker...!

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:40 am

LOL ;D ;D
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