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New CEO

Postby beefhole » Sat May 20, 2006 1:02 am

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Re: New CEO

Postby Theis » Sat May 20, 2006 2:16 am

Woops!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat May 20, 2006 5:26 am

;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat May 20, 2006 2:23 pm

Sweet. ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby Fozzer » Sat May 20, 2006 2:27 pm

Hi Beef...!

Have you got the name and location of the Company...?

I'll bring a Pizza with me...sounds like easy money... ;)...!

LOL...!

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Re: New CEO

Postby Saitek » Sat May 20, 2006 5:11 pm

Great! Love it. 8) ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby Jakemaster » Sat May 20, 2006 11:13 pm

LOL thats great!
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Re: New CEO

Postby Jared » Sat May 20, 2006 11:15 pm

I love it :)
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Re: New CEO

Postby GeForce » Sun May 21, 2006 9:35 am

LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New CEO

Postby South » Thu May 25, 2006 9:34 pm

ROFL!!!!
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Re: New CEO

Postby Airshow_lover » Fri May 26, 2006 12:37 am

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Re: New CEO

Postby H » Sat May 27, 2006 2:00 am

Hi Beef...!
Have you got the name and location of the Company...?
I'll bring a Pizza with me...sounds like easy money... ;)...!
LOL...!  Paul... D...!
There'll be a line of pizza deliveries like never seen before. :P The dream gratuity of every delivery boy. 8)
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