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ETOPS...

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun May 14, 2006 6:05 am

Just found this one...

A couple of years ago I was on a flight from Tulsa to Denver and I happened to be seated next to an engineer from Boeing Corporation (the airplane people). As I am interested in airplanes myself, I got to talking to him about the (then) new 777 aircraft that Boeing was producing. One issue of interest was the fact that the aircraft has only two engines and, as such, was subject to additional scrutiny by the FAA before it would be allowed to fly over large expanses of ocean.

As I queried the Boeing engineer on this issue of long flights over large bodies of water, he explained that Boeing was conducting what they called "ETOPS" testing, which (as I recall) stands for "Extended Twin-engine OPerationS." Or, as the Boeing engineers humorously refer to it: "Engines Turn Or People Swim."

;D ;D
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby emmanuel723 » Tue May 16, 2006 6:48 pm

i don't get it :-/
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I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue May 16, 2006 7:01 pm

;D ;D

Hooray for acronyms. :)
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby Nexus » Tue May 16, 2006 7:31 pm

"Engines turn or passengers swim", it's even listed in some of my books, in their lame attempt to lighten us up abit.

Harr, harr...    ::)

ETOPS rule!....
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby VVM » Wed May 17, 2006 9:23 pm

lol, nice.

i don't get it  :-/


i dont get how you dont get it   ???
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby cspyro21 » Thu May 18, 2006 4:07 am

::) ;D
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby Mees » Thu May 18, 2006 12:46 pm

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i dont get how you dont get it
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Re: ETOPS...

Postby Sir_Jon » Thu May 18, 2006 2:18 pm

Lol  :P
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