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Postby EirePlane » Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:06 am

A man is sitting in the pub one night all miserable and sad. A rough looking man comes into the pub, walks over to the man and drinks the contents of his glass. At this the man bursts out crying. Trying to comfort him the rough man trys to comfort him by offering him another drink. The young man replys to his offer by saying "I've had such a bad day, This morning my son told me that he is gay and going out with my best friend, My wife dumped me for the next door neighbour and now while i've been thinking of ending it all, You went and drank my poison!"
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Re: Bad day

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:42 am

Hmm I think we all have the odd one like that!

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Re: Bad day

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:28 pm

LOL
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: Bad day

Postby BMan1113VR » Thu Feb 20, 2003 9:07 pm

heard it
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Re: Bad day

Postby emmanuel723 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:29 am

yeah i heard it before
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the playsta
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Re: Bad day

Postby Jared » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:37 am

oops!
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Re: Bad day

Postby legoalex2000 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:39 am

I havent heard it, you had one laughed up audience member!!

btw, LMAO!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

:)Ramos - a day late and a joke short ;)
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Re: Bad day

Postby Radopilot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:46 pm

bahahahahaa!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bad day

Postby cspyro21 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:47 pm

Dear oh dear ::) ;D
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Re: Bad day

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm

Anyone else notice this thread is three plus years old?
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Re: Bad day

Postby cspyro21 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:39 pm

Anyone else notice this thread is three plus years old?



*Checks*

You're right! :o
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Re: Bad day

Postby Sytse » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:48 pm

Hmmm... I was wondering where this one sudenly came from.

Good joke though!  ;D
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Re: Bad day

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:56 am

;D ;D
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