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Postby myshelf » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:49 am

elderly women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walked a young chick with a low-cut blouse that revealed a Beautiful rose tattooed on one breast.

One woman leaned over to the other and said, "Poor thing.  She doesn't know it, but in 50 years she'll have a long-stemmed rose In a hanging basket!"
the reasonable man adjusts to his souroundings, while the unreasonable man insists on adjusting his souroundings to him.

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Re: the rose

Postby ctjoyce » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:33 am

::) :-/

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Re: the rose

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:41 pm

;D
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Re: the rose

Postby Craig. » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:46 pm

;Dso wrong ;D
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Re: the rose

Postby cspyro21 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:16 pm

I don't get it... ???

(Trust me not to get it....)
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Re: the rose

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:21 pm

I don't get it... ???


Gravity isn't kind to that area... ;)
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Re: the rose

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:27 am

...close your eyes and you wont notice the difference...
...I don't... ;)... ;D...!

...did Rose ever get pricked...?

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Re: the rose

Postby Jimbo » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:42 am

I don't get it... ???

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LOL,

You will in a few years.
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Re: the rose

Postby Saitek » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:26 am

Oh CSJ that is so sad. :( :o

Hint 1 bra = basket. :-X

Hint 2 = women stretch over time. :-X :-X
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Re: the rose

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:31 am

Oh Ashar that is so sad. :( :o

Hint 1 bra = basket. :-X

Hint 2 = women stretch over time. :-X :-X


LOL...It wasn't me...it was Spyro ;) ;)
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Re: the rose

Postby Saitek » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:37 am

My error - weird. Can't figure that.  :-X I'll edit it ;)
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Re: the rose

Postby Mees » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:43 pm

I don't get it... ???

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he means that titties Breasts stretch by the years( :-/)
So the rose gets longer ::)
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Re: the rose

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:08 am



he means that titties stretch by the years( :-/)
So the rose gets longer ::)


Naughty boy you Mees...not even using the appropriate word...their known as breasts for gods sake :P :P
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Re: the rose

Postby Mees » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:41 pm

happy? :)
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Re: the rose

Postby Mike.. » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:35 am


Naughty boy you Mees...not even using the appropriate word...their known as breasts for gods sake :P :P


I prefer the term "Sweater Puppets" myself. Something about the term just makes me laugh ;D
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