R: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...
F: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
R: Love in an elevator...
F: Love with an alligator...
(Aerosmith: "Love in an Elevator")
R: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky...
F: Slow walking Walter, the fire engine guy...
(Deep Purple: "Smoke on the Water")
R: We're heading for Venus...
F: We're heading for peanuts...
(Europe: "The Final Countdown")
R: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together...
F: Now is the time for you and I to cut our throats together...
(Michael Jackson: "Thriller")
R: ...spitting out pieces of his broken luck...
F: ...spitting out pieces of his throat and lungs...
(Jethro Tull: "Aqualung")
R: I'm not the man they think I'm at home...
F: I'm not the mad they think I'm at all...
(Jethro Tull: "Rocket Man")
R: Lost in emotion...
F: Lost in the ocean...
(Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam: "Lost in Emotion")
R: Our love is like water pinned down and abused...
F: Our love is like water peeing down on the ground...
(Live: "All Over You")
R: I'm hers, she's mine...
F: I'm hurt, she's mad...
(Manfred Man: "Do Wah Diddy")
R: I went to God just to see...
F: I wet a gorgeous disease...
(Marilyn Manson: "The Reflecting God")
R: Gripping your pillow tight...
F: Ripping your pillow's eyes...
(Metallica: "Enter Sandman")
R: Obey your master...
F: You boring bastard...
(Metallica: "Master of Puppets")
R: I'm a Soul Man...
F: I was SO MAD...
(Blues Brothers: "Soul Man")
R: She was Tiffany twisted...
F: She was definitely twisted...
(Eagles: "Hotel California")
R: We don't need no education - We don't need no thought control
F: We don't need no medication - We don't need no birth control
(Pink Floyd: "The Wall")
R: Crusin' down the road, Flirtin' with disaster...
F: Crusin' down the road, Fartin' bits of plaster...
(Mothers Finest: "Flirting With Disaster")
R: Born is the king of Israel...
F: Barney's the king of Israel...
(Julesang "The First Noel")
R: Lead on, oh King eternal...
F: Lead on, oh kinky turtle...
(Julesang "Lead on, oh King Eternal")
R: Another one bites the dust
F: Another one rides the bus
(Queen: "Another One Bites The Dust")
R: Ah, Push it!
F: Aw, Bullsh!t!
(Queen: "Push It")
R: Don't go chasin' waterfalls...
F: Don't go, Jason Waterfalls...
(T.L.C.: "Waterfalls")
R: Don't cry for me, Argentina...
F: Don't cry for meat, Art and Tina
R: I bless the rains down in Africa
F: I've got some brains down in Africa
(Toto: Africa)
R: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
F: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a memphis above the ceremony
(Toto: Africa)
R: Night fever, night fever
F: Nice beaver, nice beaver
(Bee Gees: Night fever)
R: ..might as well face it your addicted to love
F: ..might as well face it you a dick with a glove
(Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love)
R: It's just another manic Monday
F: It's just another man named Monday
(Bangles: Manic Monday)
R: Something in the way she moves - Attracts me like no other lover
F: Something in the way she moos - Attracts me like no other mother
(Beatles: Something)
R: Grandchildren on my knee - Vera, Chuck and Dave
F: Grandchildren on my knee - Hear a joke a day
(Beatles: When I'm Sixty-Four)
R: We're the renegades of funk
F: When a redneck needs a fuck
(Rage Against the Machine: Renegades of Funk)
R: Scuse me while I kiss the sky
F: Scuse me while I kiss this guy
(Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze)
R: I got my first real sixstring...
F: I got my first real sexdream (...played it till my fingers bleed)
(Bryan Adams)
R: You're skin, ohh yeah, you're skin and bones..
F: Jeg sked, ohh yeah, jeg sked en bums..
(Coldplay - Yellow)
R: We live in a free world...
F: We live in a freezer
(Ace Of Base)
R: It's the final countdown
F: It's a fire downtown
(Europe - Final Countdown)
R: I wanna feel some light on my face
F: I wanna feel some lad on my face
(Bono - Where the Streets Have No Name)
R: Gasoline and gold
F: Vaseline and holes
(Nick Kershaw - The Riddle)
R: Won't you please rock my boat now
F: Won't you please walk my bull-dog (..it needs to be walked with)
(Zididada)
R: I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
F: I'm never gonna dance again, can't you see I got no rhythm
(George Michael, Careless Whisper)
R: And all the lies have got you floating up above us all
F: And all the lies have got you floating up on bulbasaur..
(Linkin Park - Hit The Floor)
R: I'm blue (da ba dee, da ba da...)
F: I'm blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green i would die...
(Eiffel 65)
R: I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
F: I'm constipated thinking about thinking
(Robbie Williams)
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