Guts and Balls

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Guts and Balls

Postby beefhole » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:18 am

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Re: Guts and Balls

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Tue Jan 24, 2006 12:51 pm

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."


Excellent...didn't catch it at first..but then re-read it... ;D ;D
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Re: Guts and Balls

Postby Sytse » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:06 pm

LMAO  ;D ;D don't know wich one is worse...
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Re: Guts and Balls

Postby Craig. » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:31 pm

;D ;D
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