Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby spirit1flyer » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:08 pm

Please Loot so we can shoot  ;D
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby ctjoyce » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:11 pm

Finally!!!!

I didn't hear,


"BEEN POSTED BEFORE!!!"  ;)



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Been posted several times before, still quite funny though.

That better ;) 8)

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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby beaky » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:25 pm

Not everybody in NOLA got looted... this guy Bob Rue has become something of a celebrity thanks to news coverage of the warning he painted on his carpet store:


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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby ctjoyce » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:37 am

Briliant, abosluetly brilant.
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby BFMF » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:56 pm

LOL ;D


Been posted several times before, still quite funny though.


First of all, that's my line when it's true :P

And second, I've never seen this before ;)
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:05 pm

LOL ;D

First of all, that's my line when it's true :P

And second, I've never seen this before ;)


OMG, Dave, you'd better make this one on your calendar. This truly a rare event..... ;D
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Bombardier101 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:07 am

*Buys MG42 with ammo and goes to Texas*
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Fly2e » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:08 pm

Posted by: Romulus111VADT Posted on: Oct 7th, 2005, 8:05pm
on Oct 7th, 2005, 6:56pm, Esselbach wrote:LOL  

First of all, that's my line when it's true  

And second, I've never seen this before  




OMG, Dave, you'd better make this one on your calendar. This truly a rare event.....  


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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Katahu » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:40 pm

Seeing that I'm old enough to get a gun, I like to get a M1 Grand [love old-style rifles] and head on over to Texas with Bombardier. j/k

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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby BFMF » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:10 pm

Seeing that I'm old enough to get a gun, I like to get a M1 Grand [love old-style rifles] and head on over to Texas with Bombardier. j/k


I was going to buy an old M1 Gerand rifle, but then I bought an M-4 instead ;D

Texas isn't the only state like that, up here in northern Idaho, almost every household has a weapon of some sorts 8)
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby H » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:15 am

I was going to buy an old M1 Gerand rifle, but then I bought an M-4 instead ;D
...up here in northern Idaho, almost every household has a weapon of some sorts 8)
Like, where's your potato cannons? 8)
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Issflareman » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:41 pm

Now where's the physical, and/or education in lying down and squeezing a trigger?



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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Katahu » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:59 pm

Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot a shoot a stationary target 10 yards away?

Back when I was in boot camp, we trained on the fine arts of handling the M-16. We had several clips to shoot with and only a few silloettes for targeting. We had to quickly:

If weapon is jammed:

Slap the bottom of the mag
Pull charge handle to the rear
Observe if chamber is clear
Release handle
Tap forward assist button
SHOOT!!!!!!

One time, a shell casing ejected from my neighbor's rifle and hit me in the corner of the eye. Let me remind you, recently ejected shell casings are still hot as they leave the chamber. OUCH!!!
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:22 pm

Do you have any idea how hard it is to shoot a shoot a stationary target 10 yards away?


About as hard as sitting on the loo and reading a newspaper. ;D
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Re: Why Texas Wasn't Looted!

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:29 pm

Back when I was in boot camp, we trained on the fine arts of handling the M-16. We had several clips to shoot with and only a few silloettes for targeting. We had to quickly:

If weapon is jammed:

Slap the bottom of the mag
Pull charge handle to the rear
Observe if chamber is clear
Release handle
Tap forward assist button
SHOOT!!!!!!

One time, a shell casing ejected from my neighbor's rifle and hit me in the corner of the eye. Let me remind you, recently ejected shell casings are still hot as they leave the chamber. OUCH!!!


I see the Air Force teaches SPORTS also. Did you guys shoot at pop up targets ranging from 50 yards to 300 yards?

When I was at Camp Lajeaune for annual training, we were going through a convoy live fire course and a shell hit a guy in the neck leaving a burn mark a couple inches long
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