Hello...is that Tech support?

[ctjoyce]

I dont know what is funnier:


Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?  
Customer:  Netscape.  
Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.  
Customer:  Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.  

or TacitBlue's response about the woman with no close on.

Ahh but not as good as calling apple and when asking why their computers were so inferior to those of windows, I got a very long and detailed explanation of why they suck from the tech support guy, followed by him saying "God I cant wate to quit this job and get away from these things."  I almost have half a mind to call back and see if he is still working.

[Bombardier101]

LOL!! Such idiots! *Which computer do you have? A white one*

[Tweek]

The sad thing is, it doesn't just stop at computers, which you'd expect a lot of people to be confused with!

I once heard the question "What's the capital of Africa?"  ::)