Been posted to some extent..

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Been posted to some extent..

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:53 pm

..but still good.

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
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Re: Been posted to some extent..

Postby Corsair Freak » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:55 pm

lol  ;D


never seen that one before  :P
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Re: Been posted to some extent..

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:45 am

Was posted a few weeks ago, but still very amusing!! ;D
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Re: Been posted to some extent..

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:20 am

Was posted a few weeks ago, but still very amusing!!

What he said!  ;D ;D
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Re: Been posted to some extent..

Postby Jared » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:10 pm

lol, still funny
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