A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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...!Q: Did you hear the one about the bread and butter?
A: I'd better not tell you; you'd probably spread it.
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A Pork pie walks into a bar
'Pint of lager please'
Barman: Sorry we dont serve food!
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Q: What does D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexic Association
It's quite sad, but funny all the same!
