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[flyboy 28]

Read these aloud-


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift
(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat

Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
 
See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

You are not very bright
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer
Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum.

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Sing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

[Jared]

lol, I've got an even easier method, give me time to get my other computer defragged, etc then I will show you a much easier method to this.. ;-)

[asda_price]

LOL!  

[Omag 2.0]

Hilarious!  ;D

But wait a minute, are you hitting on my angel? Hai Dei Kum?  >:(

[flyboy 28]

Yes.