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Shooting

Postby ChrisM » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:36 am

A young lad from the city goes to visit his uncle, a farmer.  For the first few days, the uncle shows him all the usual things, chickens, cows crops, etc.  After three days, however, it is obvious that the nephew is getting bored, and the uncle is running out of things to amuse him.  Finally, the uncle has an Idea.

'Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs and go shooting?'  This seems to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he goes, dogs in tow.  After a few hours, the nephew retuns.

'how did you enjoy that?' asks the uncle.

It was great!' exclaims nephew, 'Got any more dogs?' ;D ;D
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Re: Shooting

Postby jimclarke » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:26 pm

Now that was funny!! ;D

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Re: Shooting

Postby Jared » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:12 pm

oops!

This reminds me to never trust anyone, never assume that they know what you meant, and/or, what they are doing....:-)  ;D
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Re: Shooting

Postby SideWinder9 » Sun Feb 27, 2005 5:10 pm

LOL............  ;D :D 8) 8)
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Re: Shooting

Postby Ben_M_K » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:50 pm

LOL I kind of knew that was coming from the first few sentances but still, hillarious!! ;D ;D
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Re: Shooting

Postby Anti-Societys Snake » Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:11 pm

I could see that one coming. *Groans* Urbanites  ;) j/k
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