A fire burned down the house of an elderly couple one day and all of there birth certificates were lost. Several years later, the husband came in very excited. "Hey darling, guess what I've finally got the pension". "Really", she says "how?" "I showed them the grey hairs on my chest and they gave it to me". She replies, "Well, you should have pulled down your pants and got the disability pension too!"
Bar by Mees
