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groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby spirit1flyer » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:43 am

The fight between good and evil, an epic battle: Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Luke exclaims "But how??!?"

"It's true Luke, *breathe* I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"

Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby spirit1flyer » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:45 am

hmm smilely face was not meant  :P
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby legoalex2000 » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:31 pm

oh man, terrible joke :) ;) ;D
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:42 pm

I think it's brilliant. I heard it a couple of years ago and I still think it's great. ;D
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby jimclarke » Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:43 pm

I liked it!!

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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby Jared » Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:21 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby Squeek » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:26 pm

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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby Craig. » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:42 pm

LOL that is bad. But funny  ;D
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Re: groan bad joke that my mom sent

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:38 pm

Worst pun ever! >:(
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