Little Johnny lived in the middle of Cockney London. One day he went on a school trip to a farm in the country.
When he got home his Dad asked him if he had a good day.
"Yes" said Johnny, "I saw lots of things." "Did you see tractors and things" said Dad. "Yes, and lots of animals" said Johnny. "There were five f***ers in this shed, and some more f***ers in a barn, and some chickens, and a horse. Then we went out to the fields and there were some more f***ers out there."
"Hold on, hold on" said Dad, "What do you mean you saw some f***ers"
"Well," said Johnny, "The farmer said they was 'effers'
but I know what he meant.!!!!!!
Tony
(Footnote...Effers = heifers)
