The birthday gift

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The birthday gift

Postby SaVas » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:45 pm

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his girlfriend's birthday and as they had not been dating for very long he decided after careful consideration that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, thoughtful,
but not too personal. Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to the store and bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time. During the wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items, the sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without checking the contents, the man sent the parcel to his girlfriend with the following note:

" I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove."

"These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and although they were a little tight, they looked really smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact she hasn't had to wash it since she began wearing them."

"I wish I could put them on for you, as no doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have the chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing." "Just think how many times my lips will kiss them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear them for me on Friday night."

All my love

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Re: The birthday gift

Postby Jared » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:22 pm

LOL...:-)

Thanks I needed a good laugh! :-)
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Re: The birthday gift

Postby the_autopilot » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:19 am

LOL
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Re: The birthday gift

Postby Mozz » Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:40 am

haha, lol, what was her reply? ???
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Re: The birthday gift

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:24 am

haha, lol, what was her reply? ???


The better question is, do you really want to know?
Actually, the even better question is, (assuming she lives with her parents) do her parents check all incoming packages...
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