Not quite Gloria...

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Not quite Gloria...

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:44 pm

Share this with your lady friends, it'll make you popular ;)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are, Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a pr*ck that small i saw a toddler take a slash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick and Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tackle at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go! etc
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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby C » Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:46 pm

Cough! ;D

What's the average age over of users on this forum Mark?

(Ok, leaving out Fozzer and Hagar... ;) )


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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby Jared » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:12 pm

D'oh! Keep in mind Ozzy has had a very stressful day..;-)
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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby JerryO » Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:10 pm

That is just so... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I just can
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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby beefhole » Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:28 pm

I don't get it.. I think I'll go ask my mommy what this all means  ;D ;D
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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:54 am

Ummm.....

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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:39 pm

Very good.

So Mark, is this personal experience? ;D
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Re: Not quite Gloria...

Postby Deputy » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:47 am

Oh I am stupid. I just realized the song this is....replacing....
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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