Phrasing Phrases

[PSW]

Phrasing Phrases is a new mini-program designed by me which will be featured in the Jokes section occasionally. It usually ponders questions of life.

For 12/25/2004 (Merry Christmas to Everyone Here) !

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1. Why do "Anti-spamming companies" send us spam to offer us a program that blocks spam ?

2. Why do humans think the negative ? For example, instead of "What's wrong ?", why don't we ask "What's right ?".

Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?

3. Why do we have so many names for political parties, "Republican","Liberal","Conservative","New Democratic", etc.. if one describes them.

"Weirdos."

Wouldn't that be much convenient and easier to say ?



Merry Christmas !
James

[the_autopilot]

Why stupid and oxymoronic phrases exist at all?

New and improved....

[TacitBlue]

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

[flyboy 28]

Ahh my head hurts...

[the_autopilot]

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Well, hypothetically speaking...

[Jared]

Well, hypothetically speaking...

D'oh!

[stiz]

Stiz

[Jared]

Why do we have "HOT water heaters"?

If the water is already hot we should not need to heat it right??

[rob123124]

I don't know! stop asking me

[the_autopilot]

Why do we have "HOT water heaters"?

To continually heat the water to keep it hot.

[Jared]

To continually heat the water to keep it hot.

Ooh!!! I see said the blind man as he pee'd into the wind....

It's all coming abck to me now!!! :-)

[Skligmund]

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[Archer <]-]

Also, instead of saying there is 80% snow for today. Why not say 20% no snow today ?

What if you like snow
(snow day at school )

[MadDriver]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[Archer <]-]