Respect the bacon and eggs...

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Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Jared » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:03 am

Found posted here: http://forum.wspilots.com/viewtopic.php?p=4037#4037

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till
the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I ?
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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Squeek » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:20 pm

im sorry but i dont get it
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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby eno » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:04 pm

Think of another pet name for a cat  ::) ::)
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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Jared » Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:24 pm

im sorry but i dont get it


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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Omag 2.0 » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:48 am

im sorry but i dont get it


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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Skligmund » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:49 pm

I got it right away.... I actually got it as soon as father kicked the cat.   ;D

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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Jared » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:32 pm

[quote]I got it right away.... I actually got it as soon as father kicked the cat.
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Re: Respect the bacon and eggs...

Postby Archer <]- » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:07 pm

awwwwwwwwwww maann... :-X :-X :P :-/

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