Friend: WHOA! Somebody done been to the Wal-Mart!
Jeff: No, man. This is just the stuff I got for Christmas.
Friend: You cleaned up! Whatcha get?
Chorus: Five flannel shirts...
Jeff: Four Piedmont tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.
Friend: Jeff, I think you got gypped. There's TWELVE days to Christmas!
Jeff: I know that. I got it covered. Look over there in the corner.
Friend: That's yours, too !?
Jeff:









