There was this Army Colonel that got stationed at a camp in Iraq. When he first got there he was given a tour of the camp. Twards the end of the tour they came to a little tent with a camel tied up in it. "why do we have a camel?" the Col. asked. The private who was showing him around moved close and said in a low voice "you get pretty lonely around here at night if you know what I mean" refering to female companionship, "so if you get too lonely, thats what this camel is for". The Col. was taken aback by this, he thought "I could never get that lonely". But as the months went by, the Colonel started to really miss his wife, it got to the point that he couldnt take it anymore. So one night he finally decided he would do it and get it out of his system, so he snuck out of his tent, crept across the camp to the tent with the camel. He stood up on a chair, unzipped and started in on the camel. Just about the time he really started getting into it, he hears this voice behind him "Sir! What in gods name are you doing!?", it was the very same private who had showed him around the camp months earlier. he quickly lept of the chair and covered himself "I got lonely! you said thats what the camel was for!".
The private just shook his head and said "No sir, I meant that if you get lonely, then you ride the camel in to town and get a prostitute!"















