Some christmas music..

[Jared]

On the first day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
A bug fix for Windows NT.

On the second day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the third day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fourth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Twelve days to set up;
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

[Deputy]

Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

[Woodlouse2002]

Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

[Romulus111VADT]

What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

[Jared]

Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

Medicine sounds good right now, coming down with a sinus infection that really hurts...

Oh well, time to go take another test..

[Deputy]

Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

*Sigh* Okay.

[Deputy]

What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

My guess its on a loop, so you hear it ever minute or so.

[Squeek]

sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

[Jared]

sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

now your getting the idea, they don't get their money from sales, but instead support for products that don't work...

[`Josh]

LMAO VERY FUNNY JARED!  ;D

Three more months of waiting....

Sounds like Gran Turismo 4....pushed back to March...geez  :P

[the_autopilot]

LOL

[Stratobat]

Hahaha

Regards,
Stratobat

[terbert]

It can't be in the charts yet, was not on 'Top of the Pops' last night.

(Probably better than some of the crap that WAS on there) (except Kylie)