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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:44 pm

LOL....good ones Jared..... ;D
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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Loafing Smurf » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:04 pm

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


In the first few episodes, the professor used a glue to patch up the boat. (S.S Minnow) It later turned out that the glue temporally worked and they lost the whole boat.

I watched Gilligan
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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Deputy » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:05 pm

[quote]Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Jared » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:33 pm

lol, hmm, perhaps I can get a corpse to ride around with me all of the time?

Seriously though, we don't have carpool lanes where I'm from...closest we have is the 271 interchange where you have express-ways...
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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:25 pm

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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:03 pm

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LMAO, that one cought me off guard. people at work think Im crazey now
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Re: Things to ponder!

Postby Jared » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:23 pm

I'm gonna send you the laundry bill for my soiled clothing after that one!!! lol..;-)
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