Top ten ways to annoy your waiter

[Deputy]

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

[Jared]

lol, perhaps we will go to a "nice" restaurant tonight, me and my grandmother.. :-)

[stiz]

lol  ;D where do you get these from?

Stiz

[Jared]

Well we did it, me and my grandmother went to a ncie plae tonight.. .:-)

what made it funnier was I left the waitress a $50 tip at the counter... and $20 on the table.. ;-)









Catch is, the waitress was my sister and I had  a signed oath to get it back from her when she got home tonight... ;-)

[Squeek]

... dont know, u tell me..... i have a feeling your sister is gona deny it! mine always does for anything. And i got a huge kick out of #1

[chomp_rock]

LOL, I'll have to try some of that some day

[Jared]

... dont know, u tell me..... i have a feeling your sister is gona deny it! mine always does for anything. And i got a huge kick out of #1

lol, got every penny of it, she was just happy to be the center of attention since nobody had ever got a total of $70 for a tip! :-)

See what a nice guy I am?

[Deputy]

1. Three words: eat the check.

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