Riddle...

[GreG]

I've got a riddle for you all.  This riddle has been conducted by doctors at prisons to see how dangerous people are....  If you get the answer to this one, you could kill another person in a heartbeat... (Apparently).  I couldn't get it, wanted to see if any of you would.


Rachel and Sara are sisters.  One day their mother dies.  And at her funeral, Rachel sees the man of her dreams, and she falls head over heals in love with him, at first site, even though she is mourning for her mother.  She doesn't get a chance to meet this guy, and she doesn't see him again.  A week after her mother's funeral Rachel murders her sister Sara.....

Why does she kill her sister?

[Craig.]

to see if he turns up for her funeral?

[GreG]

to see if he turns up for her funeral?

You are freaking me out!  Me and my mates spent like 40 minutes trying to work it out then were just told.

How long did it take you?

Ah well, I guess I thought that it'd at least take a few people posting before someone got the answer.

Greg

[Craig.]

i believe this was actually posted before, but i had someone in school ask me this a while back, and i got it rather quickly. Hopefully the story behind it isnt too true lol or you all might wanna watch your backs

[GreG]

Once you know the answer it seems so bloody clear!

And I'm not even worried, cause I'm probably no less than 5000Km away from you!

[the_autopilot]

Been posted before.

[Jared]

Been posted before.

ah, Andrews replacement?  ;D

and the answer to that question is common knowledge.. ;-)

[chomp_rock]

I answered that in seconds, I must be a pretty dangerous bloke

[Stratobat]

Pretty cool

A Sad story About Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done

Regards,
Stratobat

[Jared]

In the great scheme of things, I'm a nobody. Right?





It then follows that nobody's perfect right???










Well than being nobody, I guess I must be perfect right?  ;D

[Stratobat]

The Duel

A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott.
Nott was shot and Shott was not.
In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some said that Nott was not shot.
But Shott says that he shot Nott.
It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott,
or it may be possible that the shot Shott shot, shot Shott himself.
We think, however, that the shot Shott shot, shot not Shott, but Nott.
Anyway it is hard to tell which was shot and which was not.

Regards,
Stratobat

[Jared]

now try to say that without stumbling! :-)

[raz]

now try to say that without stumbling! :-)

Say it!...I can't even read it without screwing up!

[Stratobat]

LMAO... Another one

Verbs are Funny

A boy who swims may say he's swum,
But milk is skimmed and seldom skum,
And nails you trim; they are not trum.

When words you speak, these words are spoken,
But a nose is tweaked and can't be twoken.
And what you seek is seldom soken.

If we forget, then we've forgotton,
But things we wet are never wotten,
And what you smell is never smold.

When young, a top you oft saw spun,
But did you see a grin ever grun,
Or a potato neatly skun?

Regards,
Stratobat

[Triple_7]

Hmmm...Never seen the first one before but got it in less then 3 mins  Guess thats what stress can do to ya

As for the Shott and Nott buisness...My head hurts after reading that one