Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

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Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Postby Deputy » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:38 am

"I got your community service right here pal!"


"Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."


"You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"


"You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."


"No you robe wearing geek."


"I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"


"Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Postby Jared » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:05 pm

lol, that's crazy.. :-)

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Postby Stratobat » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:21 pm

Hahaha ;D

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Re: Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Postby Deputy » Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:27 pm

Another two to add:


"Verdict shmerdict."

"You look stupid in that robe"
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

Postby stiz » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:52 pm

ha ha ha ha  ;D

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