Turpentine or Holy Water?

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Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby Deputy » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:09 am

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.  A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.  The little boy
replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."  The Priest said, "No, my Boy, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.  If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."  The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Nov 20, 2004 4:46 am

lol tht funny ;D
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Re: Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby Stratobat » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:52 am

HAHAHA ;D

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Re: Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby Jared » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:42 am

cringes and winces...OUCH! That has to hurt! :-)
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Re: Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby chomp_rock » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:04 pm

LOL, Poor kitty :o
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Re: Turpentine or Holy Water?

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Nov 20, 2004 3:08 pm

lol  ;D
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