An english one...

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An english one...

Postby Mozz » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:08 am

Three Americans and three scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an American. "Watch" answers a scouser.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three scousers cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So, on the return trip, the Americans decide to copy the scousers  and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the scousers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed American. "Watch" says a scouser.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three scousers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the scousers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".


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Re: An english one...

Postby jimclarke » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:45 am

Great joke!!  Please excuse my ignorance but is a scouser English?

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Re: An english one...

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:26 pm

lol  ;D ;D ;D

scouser: english penny pincher (generally northerners I think)
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Re: An english one...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:46 pm

A Scouser is someone from Liverpool ::)
Old joke, but it still makes me smile ;D
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Re: An english one...

Postby the_autopilot » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:44 am

Been posted before.
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Re: An english one...

Postby cableguy » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:32 am

Been posted before.

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Re: An english one...

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:44 am

I don't care if it's been posted before, it still is funny!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: An english one...

Postby Corsair Freak » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:35 am

Been posted before.


This is a new one to me, and it's great  :D
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Re: An english one...

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:08 pm

lol...yeah it's still a good one..:-)
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