Old lady at the Doc's Office

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Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby Skittles » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:00 am

One day, this old lady walks into the Doctors office complaining of severe gas. She's told to take a seat and the Doc would be with her soon. After about 15 minutes, the old lady is called into the examination room.

A few minutes later, the Doctor walks in and asks what's wrong.

"For some reason, I have really bad gas." states the lady. "Now, they don't make any noise and they don't smell but I had passed gas about 8 times in the waiting room and three times just waiting here."

The Doctor writes a prescription and tells her to come back next week.

The following week, the old lady returns. The Doctor asks how she's doing and she replys, "Well, I don't know what those pills were supposed to do, but now my gas smells nauseating."

The Doctor says "Now that we have your sinuses clear, we'll work on your hearing."
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby stiz » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:22 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby jimclarke » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:18 pm

Now that was funny!

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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby Triple_7 » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:28 pm

LOL ;D ;D
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby Squeek » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:52 pm

i dont think i want that pill
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:01 pm

;D
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:34 am

Nasty ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:41 pm

Nasty ;D ;D ;D


Again, Ditto.... ;D
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Re: Old lady at the Doc's Office

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:14 am

;D
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