How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:27 pm

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

10. See how well it works-
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Sincerely,

The Dog

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I would never do this to a cat, but I thought it was sure funny!

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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:47 pm

I won't tell you what Agi said :o
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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:51 pm

I won't tell you what Agi said :o


OOOPS, I was a BAD Boy..... :P

Bet it wasn't how funny it was.....lol.  ;D
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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby jimclarke » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:49 pm

Thats great!!

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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:55 pm

ouch... my sides hurt  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Skittles » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:21 am

That's just great!!! The dog's reaction... Over the top!!!
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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby xFLAMESx » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:57 am

;D ;D ;D That cat looks pretty fecked-off ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Stratobat » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:09 pm

LMFAO... Hahahaha ;D

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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:33 pm

lol...
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Re: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:52 am

LMAO  ;D
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