Serious crime report

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Serious crime report

Postby RollerBall » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:08 am

A lady in Lincolnshire, England, phoned her local police to report a burglary and robbery at her home. She said that amongst the items that were stolen were 5 boxes of her husband's Viagra tablets.

When asked about the investigation on local TV, a police spokesman said that the police are on the case and looking for a hardened criminal who would most likely stand out in an identity parade......
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Re: Serious crime report

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:21 am

lol
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Re: Serious crime report

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:34 pm

lol..:-) Now that is what I needed after a long night of studying..:-)
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Re: Serious crime report

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:02 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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