Comeback Line of the Year

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Comeback Line of the Year

Postby Wee Davie » Thu Apr 11, 2002 6:17 pm

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby BMan1113VR » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:13 pm

oooo big time diss ;)
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby N505AF » Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:32 pm

that sounds like some teachers I had back in high school :-X
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby Skweekey01 » Fri Apr 19, 2002 7:01 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby TailWind » Sat Apr 27, 2002 11:30 am

LMAO!! That's one of the best ones I've heard in a while!! ;D
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby SyPrO_CaStEr » Sat Apr 27, 2002 11:19 pm

wooaaaa!!! lmao as well!!
that would be soo funny to try...
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby n1450 » Thu May 02, 2002 2:30 am

;Dhehe
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby Jared » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:14 am

Hmmm.... ::) ::) ::) :-X
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:37 am

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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:02 pm

 ;D
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:42 pm

Very very very old. I did laugh when I first saw it though. But that was at least two years ago..... :P ;)
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Re: Comeback Line of the Year

Postby russ » Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:09 pm

LMAO
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