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Postby Ronnie » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:16 pm

I have decided to pursue a PITA and this is my first attempt at one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud!!!!
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby russ » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:44 pm

Here is another one : "People are getting on the bus!"
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Deputy » Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:25 am

I have decided to pursue a PITA and this is my first attempt at one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud!!!!



Pig doesn't bother me. . . No vote from me.
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Ronnie » Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:29 pm

Well I'll have to try harder huh?
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:32 am

Yep, gotta work harder than that!
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby BFMF » Sat Nov 15, 2003 6:33 pm

A lot harder
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Ronnie » Sat Nov 15, 2003 6:57 pm

Probably so...Andrew can I take lessons from you?  ;)
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Nov 16, 2003 6:12 pm

Much Much harder...  Trust me on this one...  ;D
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:38 pm

:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Donnie111 » Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:13 pm

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this one is soo dirty its sencored
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:35 pm

I must say that Ronnie nearly had one for that joke. :P

Thats the level you must sink to to recieve a PITA. Also you must not be trying for one at the time. ;)
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Ronnie » Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:45 pm

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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:10 am

OK, call me thick.....

But, I must ask, WTF is a PITA ???

Oh that joke..... Muhaaaa! Funny - Erm, I think...  :-/
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Re: Dirty Joke

Postby Ronnie » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:23 pm

PITA= Pain in the A$$
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