Trouble with plane engines

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Trouble with plane engines

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Nov 01, 2003 4:54 pm

While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.

"Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!"

Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.

The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.

Each crew member attached the package to their backs.

"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren't those parachutes?"

The pilot confirmed that they were.

The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"

"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby BFMF » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:17 pm

was just posted not long ago
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:37 pm

Really?  Must have missed it.. >:(
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby BFMF » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:27 pm

in fact I found almost half a dozen copies of this in the jokes forum :o
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby russ » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:31 pm

in fact I found almost half a dozen copies of this in the jokes forum :o


was just posted not long ago


Just give him this PITA!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
PLEASE!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:42 pm

Now, now, these things must be done properly!  If Andrew says a joke has been posted before, I am willing to take his word for it.  After all, with over 8000 postings, he probably was the one who posted it!  How do the Aussies say it?  Good on ya, mate!  :)
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby michaelb15 » Mon Nov 03, 2003 2:17 am

LOL ;D ;D ;D
I am somwhere I don't know where I am!!!
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby Ronnie » Mon Nov 03, 2003 9:18 pm

DEFINITELY time for a PITA, Andrew.
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Re: Trouble with plane engines

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:35 am

Hey, spend several hours a day here for over 2 years and you won't be able to help seeing things being repeated all the time ;D
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