Never Trust a Sailor

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Never Trust a Sailor

Postby Lurch » Mon Aug 18, 2003 6:46 pm

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit every night, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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Re: Never Trust a Sailor

Postby visitor » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:01 pm

I am a sailor and I resemble that remark!! ;D
 

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PS: Not a navy sailor, a sail boat sailor, just wanted
to make that clear!! ;)
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Re: Never Trust a Sailor

Postby Lurch » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:03 pm

I agree with you X,I resemble that remark too ;D

Ex-Navy sailor,just to make that clear.lol
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Re: Never Trust a Sailor

Postby visitor » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:16 pm

Lurch

Dad's side of the family is army,
moms is navy, I think the sailors
have 'more fun' or just talk about
'it' more!!
Made two round the world trips, 41'
sail boat, if this wasn't a 'family' forum,
the stories I could  tell!!! ;D :D

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Re: Never Trust a Sailor

Postby Polynomial » Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:48 am

lol
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