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Re: Bilingual

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:57 pm

Nice to see I'm not the only naughty person about.... ;)

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Re: Bilingual

Postby expat » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:46 pm

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D



Nice one centurion  ;D ;D

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Re: Bilingual

Postby U4EA » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:41 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Bilingual

Postby expat » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:21 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bilingual

Postby patchz » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:46 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Bilingual

Postby expat » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:16 pm

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


DAMN! :o
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bilingual

Postby patchz » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:27 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Bilingual

Postby expat » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:32 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


DAMN! :o
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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Bilingual

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:40 am

And totally ignoring political correctness at all costs ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bilingual

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:44 am

You don't have to be in uniform to do that. Us grey-haired old sods have been saying what we think for years.*

However, I try to use a little diplomacy on this forum. :P

*PS. Young people (teenagers) tend to do it too.
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Re: Bilingual

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:09 pm

I'm a great fan of diplomacy Doug, I've enjoyed watching some truly memorable moments of diplomacy over the years!
My favourite British pre-War joke, Mr Chamberlin, was a fan of it ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bilingual

Postby Hagar » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:11 pm

diplomacy

Bad choice of words on my part. Perhaps tact would have been better. My point was that you don't need to be an ex-serviceman or ex-cop to say what you think. :P
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Re: Bilingual

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:22 pm

I've heard of this concept called tact. Err why? At least if you're brutally honest people know where they stand... probably why most of my friends are as weird as me ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bilingual

Postby U4EA » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:07 pm

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Bilingual

Postby patchz » Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:27 am

Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job ;D ;D ;D


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