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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:09 am

First time I've had an "off" for 16 years. Only my second accident with a motorbike in some 17 years of riding, the other one was a couple of weeks after passing my test and was pure inexperience!
I've been riding since I was 9 and on the road since I was 21. Not a bad track record.
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Re: Ouch

Postby expat » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:39 pm

Did you get any number-plates and was Plod interested long enough to put down his cup of tea and respond?

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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:50 pm

Nah, I was busy lying under the bike having BMFs in Discoveries using my limbs as target practice Matt.
But don't worry I'll not forget the blokes face or car and if I see him again I'll tail him home then ring my cousin the firearms team with a tip off he is a drug dealing murdered and let justice take its course 8-) ;D [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Ouch

Postby expat » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:02 am

Nah, I was busy lying under the bike having BMFs in Discoveries using my limbs as target practice Matt.
But don't worry I'll not forget the blokes face or car and if I see him again I'll tail him home then ring my cousin the firearms team with a tip off he is a drug dealing murdered and let justice take its course 8-) ;D [smiley=evil.gif]


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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:20 pm

In the words of Dirty Harry "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
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Re: Ouch

Postby BuggsK100RS » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:51 pm

Im assuming that its a sports bike you have got your self there.
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Re: Ouch

Postby BuggsK100RS » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:03 pm

In the words of Dirty Harry "Do you feel lucky, punk?"


No I am sorry but he never EVER said that that is one of the biggest misquotes that come up all the time whae he actually said was!

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:53 pm

You could be right there Buggs ;) Once the little people have gone to bed I think I'll watch Harry, perfect with some beers 8-)
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Re: Ouch

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:42 pm

In the words of Dirty Harry "Do you feel lucky, punk?"


Another memorable quote that might apply -
Harry Callahan: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

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Harry was such a class act..... ;)
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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:46 pm

Clint has ALWAYS been one of my favourite actors, whether being Harry, the man with no name or even accompanied by Clyde the most famous orangutang! I wonder, are there any City Heat fans out there? The pairing of Burt Reynolds with Clint and chucking the legendary Madeline Kahn into the mix was pure comic genius 8-) 8-) 8-)
I always liked the way everyone said the Western was dead, then Clint releases "Unforgiven" and blew the world into the tumble-weeds 8-)
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Re: Ouch

Postby Skunkworks » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:10 am

[font=Comic Sans MS][color=#0000ff]I love the way your topic segways from bikes to brawn. They do go hand in hand. Your safety record is pretty impressive. I'm getting a little long in the tooth to be riding 'crotch rockets' anymore, (Honda Hurricane was my fav. in the early 80's). It's all about comfort now...yawn!
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Re: Ouch

Postby Rifleman » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:06 am

Amazingly all that kevlar in the gloves seems to have spared me. I'm rather bruised down my right side and aching and the hand is a bit swollen but otherwise I'm remarkably unscathed.
Alas Saturday will now be dedicated to the repair of the bike as the end can is rather fruity due to the damage and one indicator is knackered. I can also probably fix the fairing rather than buy a new one.
I'm just glad I'm not eating hospital food!

I never really expected to read a report like this one, about you Mark ?  W T F !
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Sorry to hear, but glad that is isn't imobilizing for you ....
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Re: Ouch

Postby Rifleman » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:13 am

First time I've had an "off" for 16 years. Only my second accident with a motorbike in some 17 years of riding,.............. Not a bad track record.

Not bad at all - but two more than me,...then again, I only started riding back in the late 60's ......not sure if that covers your 17 yrs.....not rubbin in anything Mark, I respect your record and know that mine is just around the next corner ....It sometimes scares me off the bike before I get on for a ride......10 mins later though, I'm out the door and lookin for trouble..........
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Re: Ouch

Postby Rifleman » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:16 am

[quote]Better your hand than your neck...!
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Re: Ouch

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:12 am

I'd say if you're an emotional person, or get hecked up by numb-nuts on the roads then DON'T ride! You have to lock down your emotions or you'll get angry and do something that'll get you killed.
I'm still happily riding but I've got to finish the fairing repairs :-[
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