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Ok, I admit it...

Postby patchz » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:51 am

[color=#000000]I'm an idiot.
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby JakesF14 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:21 am

Dear Mr Patchz

Thank you for understanding in this matter, but using your credit card online is YOUR responsibility! As for the $19.95 you paid for membership, and the other $19.95 for that site that is banned here (ya know that one??) We as your loyal bank cannot accept the responsibility for your transactions, neither can we tell you months later for what services it was, nor the details of the services.

yours sincerely,

Bank Manager

PS, we are about to deduct another $19.95 for my membership at SimV! DO NOT QUERY THIS!
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby patchz » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:19 am

Dear Mr Patchz

Thank you for understanding in this matter, but using your credit card online is YOUR responsibility! As for the $19.95 you paid for membership, and the other $19.95 for that site that is banned here (ya know that one??) We as your loyal bank cannot accept the responsibility for your transactions, neither can we tell you months later for what services it was, nor the details of the services.

yours sincerely,

Bank Manager

PS, we are about to deduct another $19.95 for my membership at SimV! DO NOT QUERY THIS!


[color=#000000]Sounds like you've been reading too much spam lately.
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby JakesF14 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:32 am

hehe!
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:45 am

Don't you just hate it when your frontal lobes malfunction? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby expat » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:55 pm

Don't you just hate it when your frontal lobes malfunction? ;D ;D ;D



That or cerebraldysentery.............a rush of poop to the head ;D

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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:06 pm

That is why you don't hold in farts! Warm air rises, floats up your spine to your brain and that is where sh*tty ideas come from ;D
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby expat » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:13 pm

That is why you don't hold in farts! Warm air rises, floats up your spine to your brain and that is where sh*tty ideas come from ;D



Gives you really bad breath too ;D

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Ok, I admit it...

Postby H » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:30 pm

Low and behold...
If you tried lo and behold, you may see more clearly; a higher vantage point might alleviate some of the bombardment.


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