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Wonders of modern science

Postby expat » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:21 am

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:16 am

I see a future world without men.....

Carlo 8-)
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby expat » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:38 am

I see a future world without men.....

Carlo 8-)


Even worse, a future without the need for any of us go "get any" :'(

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:38 am

I see a future world without men.....

Carlo 8-)


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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:46 pm


Even worse, a future without the need for any of us go "get any" :'(

Matt


The horror...

We will all be come useless and frustrated beings...

We all know what that looks like... Don't we?

Carlo :o
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby a1 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:33 pm

WHAT?! :o

Noooooo....

What purpose do men have on this planet anymore. :'(
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Steve M » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:48 pm

I am seeing a new vending machine at your local pharmacist!
Pickakid or Canned babies.     :o
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Mictheslik » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 pm

WHAT?! :o

Noooooo....

What purpose do men have on this planet anymore. :'(


It was my understanding that the stem cell had to be from a man....take that feminists :P

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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby SubZer0 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:21 am

... Really? WTF... Seems to me that scientists need to get their natural purpose priorities straight. If men will no longer have a purpose on this planet, then I am taking my girlfriend to a private and secluded island FAR from any scientist and artificial sperm. ;)
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby machineman9 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:28 pm

Man-made sperm.

What a novel idea.
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby Terri » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:12 pm

WHAT?! :o

Noooooo....

What purpose do men have on this planet anymore. :'(





I can think of a few. ;)
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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby expat » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:25 pm

WHAT?! :o

Noooooo....

What purpose do men have on this planet anymore. :'(





I can think of a few. ;)



If your ideas are anything like the ones my wife came up with I can't say I will be having much fun if this take off :'(

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Re: Wonders of modern science

Postby BigTruck » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:27 pm

WHAT?! :o

Noooooo....

What purpose do men have on this planet anymore. :'(


Well, they need someone to nag don't they?   ;D  







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